merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"

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"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"

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"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"

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"i can’t-"

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(via gnarly)

gimtana:

coolguyemote:

everyone has seen this picture at least once in their internet life

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let’s not forget about this gem

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(Source: kawozhin, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

maths-sucks:

im such a sarcastic bitch it’s beautiful

(via asian)

spiritual-hippie-girl:

grxviity:

Eyes are distracting. You see too much. You don’t see enough.

stared at these for half an hour straight 

tiny universes, amazing

(Source: plaid-suits-and-paisley-ties, via seththepeaceful)

materiajunkie:

"Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand  temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"

- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)

(via stormafter)

vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

(Source: simpl-ic-ity, via stand)

digg:

BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH

(via seththepeaceful)

humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

(via imerasingyouandimhappy)

"I’m indecisive because I see eight sides to everything."

— April Kepner (via perfect)

(Source: caitvictoria, via youarestrongerthanyourfears)

"And like the sea, I’m constantly changing from calm to hell."

— Dallas Green (via freecocaine)

(Source: nidravasa, via zachlilley)