"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"
"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"
"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"
everyone has seen this picture at least once in their internet life
let’s not forget about this gem
(Source: kawozhin, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them
(Source: simpl-ic-ity, via stand)
A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.
"I’m indecisive because I see eight sides to everything."
— April Kepner (via perfect)
(Source: caitvictoria, via youarestrongerthanyourfears)
"And like the sea, I’m constantly changing from calm to hell."
— Dallas Green (via freecocaine)
(Source: nidravasa, via zachlilley)